Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Rules for dating my daughter tee shirt

Some very clear rules for dating my daughter.
1. Get a job
2. Understand I don't like you
3. I am everywhere
4. You hurt her, I hurt you
5. Be home 30 minutes early
6. Get a lawyer
7. If you lie to me, I will find out
8. She's my princess, not your conquest
9. I don't mind going back to jail
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you

Okay, I want this tee shirt!

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