This town takes Halloween and all things that creep and go bump in the night seriously

I think this town gets a little too much into Halloween. Welcome to Bon Temps! If you’re not some kind of vampire, witch or were-thing yet, don’t worry.  You will be soon enough.  If I saw this sign I might be tempted to turn around.  I would not be stopping for coffee, and I definitely don’t want my car to break down just as night falls.